You made a funny

As we were running around yesterday we were trying to decide what to do that evening. You mentioned just lying around naked all night and maybe having a little sex and maybe recording it. I proclaimed that you have never wanted to keep such records and you said yeah, you were just teasing.

But I decided to kind of run with it.
Me: But if we had a video then you could view it anytime I'm not at home and you got bored (I was kind of hinting towards I know that you only look at porn when I'm not at home)
You: I'm not allowed to look at porn.
Me: Oh, and are you actually following that rule?
You: My committment to you and our marriage won't allow me to do it. I don't agree with it but I'm not allowed. (or something like that)

Yeah right, I know that you looked at it the other day - granted not a lot but you still looked so I guess you're not as committed as you say to my face.

OH! And I keep getting wiser and wiser to how you do things. I've been wondering for a very long time how you access your porn page as I don't see it from a google search or from the URL address drop down list. I knew you had to have it saved somewhere for easier access and I was right. Made it appear as something normal but something that would really not interest me in the event I was on your computer. You only have one link from this saved location but its a great page that goes off to all other pages. Nice.

I've thought about moving the link to another one of your folders to see if you can find it. Are you going to ask me about it?

And I've finally come to the conclusion that anal is your porn of choice so I've also thought about changing your current favorite to an all male anal porn. Just funny. I think so anyway.

Or maybe I could just change the name of the link, how do these sound:

"forbidden page"
"Free Sex"
"While the wife is away, I can play"

Oh I could keep going...